Not that anybody can blame him.  It's a morass.  But hey, it's way
better than it _used_ to be, though, so thanks for all the fish.
Signed-off-by: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@linux-foundation.org>
 F:     drivers/net/r8169.c
 
 8250/16?50 (AND CLONE UARTS) SERIAL DRIVER
-M:     Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
 L:     linux-serial@vger.kernel.org
 W:     http://serial.sourceforge.net
-S:     Odd Fixes
+S:     Orphan
 F:     drivers/serial/8250*
 F:     include/linux/serial_8250.h
 
 S:     Maintained
 
 TTY LAYER
-M:     Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
-S:     Maintained
-T:     stgit http://zeniv.linux.org.uk/~alan/ttydev/
+S:     Orphan
 F:     drivers/char/tty_*
 F:     drivers/serial/serial_core.c
 F:     include/linux/serial_core.h