The Very-Obvious Indiana Jones Drinking Game
Based loosely on the many, many similar texts to be found almost
everywhere on the web.
Drink when:
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Indy is scared of snakes. Indy swings on his whip. Indy reaches for a gun which isn't there. Indy avoids a booby-trap. Baddies don't. Temples fall apart. Critters are encountered (eg rats, snakes, bugs). Indy recovers his hat. Sallah says "Indy!" in a silly voice. Henry Jones Snr. says "This is intolerable!" Indy rides a horse heroically. A lady slaps Indy. A lady screams hysterically1. Indy climbs doggedly back from the dead. Henry Jones Snr. disapproves of something his son does. Henry Jones Snr. calls Indy "Junior!" Nazis melt or crumble to dust. Nazis say "Scheisse!" Indy symbolically flies across a big map on the end of a red line. You spot Dan Ackroyd in a cameo2. You spot Alexei Sayle in a cameo3. You spot a Star Wars reference4. |
1 You will get very drunk playing this to Temple of
Doom.
2 Hint: he's in Temple of Doom.
3 Hint: he's in Last Crusade.
4 Hint: near the start of Temple of Doom. Apparently there's
one in Raiders too but I haven't spotted it.
